d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

(Source: swarnpert, via mabufudynes)

(Source: seers, via gacatail)

mishaesque:

my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should

(via fishyfinns)

This is a post about you.

princetflor:

You were pleased, because you always wanted to read about yourself on Tumblr.

(via wyntera)

"screw stardust; be iron instead.
be the element that creates stardust.
be the element that causes the largest stars to explode.
be the element that is strong enough to collapse an entire universe."

-k.m | supernovae (via poemsforwolves)

(Source: silverlinedmemories, via wyntera)

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

(via gacatail)

rockerfox999:

kevinburnsred:

nicolascagesempai:

stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

image

(via geothebio)

neverlookidly:

hisiheyah:

I see all your majestic gryphons on sketch_dailes and raise you a potoophon.

BRB LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS

neverlookidly:

hisiheyah:

I see all your majestic gryphons on sketch_dailes and raise you a potoophon.

BRB LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS

(via mabufudynes)