captainoftheshipping:

ter0rr:

illustratedkate:

I love Kate Beaton and I love Hannibal!

Will looks kinda like Bryan how adorable

Because Hannibal is literally that overly attached girlfriend and the whole fandom knows it

(via bxd-wolf)

4ragon:

I bet before Carlos moved to Night Vale he used to regularly reinvent really useless household appliances all the time.

Like ‘Hey check this out it looks like a regular umbrella but it’s also COMPLETELY FIREPROOF’

and everyone would be like ‘Carlos why the hell would anyone NEED a fireproof umbrella if it’s already raining seriously stick to science’

but in Night Vale everyones like ‘Aw man this is PERFECT for when it starts raining fire/gasoline/literal death’ and Carlos is just like ‘My time has come’

(via mabufudynes)

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"So does raising a fucking child

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child

(via mabufudynes)

kanayamaryam:

oh my god

evilsmurfnope:

booknutty:

solemn-things:

booknutty:

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 

Thank you maths

(via meganuca)

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

image

(Source: docworthless, via mabufudynes)

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

(Source: jenkristofu, via gacatail)

assassinregrets:

assassinregrets:

NO

ONE

SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM

"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE DREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

CHOKES BACK SCREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE’S COMING APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

"I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT HALLUCINATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

(via fishyfinns)

doobsterusmaximus said: 2, 24, 39, 47! :O

2. When did your last hug take place?

Goodness… I threw my arms around people’s necks yesterday, but I don’t really think that was a hug. The last hug I remember was the one I gave my Dad when he left last weekend after coming up to visit me. 

That’s quite some time. I’ll have to go fill up on my hug quota.

24. What ARE you looking forward to? 

Okay, I’ll think of something new to look forward to… 

I do actually look forward to spending the end of August at home. It means I’ll have to commute once a week for my lab job, which I suspect will annoy me, but I’m still glad I’ll get to see family/friends/my wonderfully comfortable bed for a while. 

39. Three names you go by…

>She of the Eyeballs (tumblr)

>Madame Killjoy (twitter [don’t bother looking, I don’t post there], my mind)

>Corolla (because biology puns of names are fun)

47. Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them? 

I guess? I don’t tend to want to act on any romantic inklings when I do have them, but I couldn’t see myself making the first move, so I would find it difficult if I was the type to act on them?

gacatail said: 24 and 32.

24. What ARE you looking forward to?

FINISHING MY GODDAMN SWEATER VEST, FRICKIN’—

No, no. Well, actually, I do look forward to the day I finish that crochet project, only because then I can reap the rewards of the hours it’s taken me to make the darn thing. I think at the moment, though, I’ll settle for looking forward to the end of summer school. Finishing physics will be very welcome. 

32. What’s the last thing you put in your mouth? 

Unfortunately for the creativity of my responses, that hasn’t changed since the last time this was asked: black tea. It’s the same cup, even. Still kind of warm, and still slightly overstepped, but not badly so. Remedied with milk and sugar because I always drink my black tea that way.